Axe Radio Declares Independence

This morning Axe Radio’s social media went viral when Acadia’s number one Internal Organization made the biggest power move in history...

To Combat Rising Fentanyl Related Cocaine Overdoses, Government of Canada Decides to Stop Printing Money

Sid Kondapuram

You WONT Believe Who This University Hired To Run It's Student Newspaper

Coleman Merry

Lizard Overlords of the World: Axe Radio Coordinators... Part 1

Crabwell Stevens

NEWS

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To Combat Rising Fentanyl Related Cocaine Overdoses, Government of Canada Decides to Stop Printing Money

The Government of Canada announced on Monday that they intend to completely stop printing money. Citing preventative measures to combat fentanyl-related cocaine...

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You WONT Believe Who This University Hired To Run It's Student Newspaper

Wow! On September 24th the ASU announced that they had appointed a new Editor in Chief for the Athenaeum, the university’s official newspaper. In an attempt...

SPORTS & WELLNESS

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6 Quick Calorie-Burning Tips for the Winter Season

The last green leaf has turned brown and it’s getting chillier by the minute, which means that winter is coming...

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ASU President George Philp Confirms Reason for Cheaton Cup Day Change

On Monday, September 24th The Hatchet’s executive team was contacted by George Philp, Acadia University’s lead decision-maker in regards to the university’s...

SCIENCE

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Alexa’s Rude Awakening

here is no doubt that we live in our lives constantly surrounded by technology. This technology, it would appear, is becoming more human...

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What’s with all the Buzz?

I’m sure you’ve heard all the buzz. Unlimited clean energy is right around the corner. In fact, scientists at the MIT Plasma Science & Fusion Center are steadily...

Local

Axe Radio Declares Independence

This morning Axe Radio’s social media went viral when Acadia’s number one Internal Organization made the biggest power move in history...

STFX Transfer Student Can’t Take the Crows

Acadia University has seen an influx of students transferring from alleged university, St. Francis Xavier. When asked about why they transferred, they gave a...

OPINIONS

Top 5 Best Shapes, Ranked

We at Buzzfee- er.. I mean The Hatchet like to have our fingers on the pulse of what millenials are asking of us in terms of content. Our omniscient and...

Who wants to be a millionaire?

This just in! The coordinating staff of the hit show, Who wants to be a millionaire, has had to review its application process after a sudden influx of close to...

POLITICS

Bernier Tricks Conservatives into Liberalism

What’s better than one center-right and two centre-left political parties? Of course, the answer is two centre-right and two centre-left! Nothing is more...

Creative

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Lizard Overlords of the World: Axe Radio Coordinators... Part 1

Lizard people are a “conspiracy” that has taken the world by storm. Illuminati has nothing on these lizard people. They are able to transform into anybody.