Orthodontists Go on Strike as Number of People Rolling Up Rims with Bottom Teeth Reaches All-Time High

Orthodontists have been fighting against the Tim Horton’s contest Roll Up The Rim for months, advocating for justice for what they call the “invisible but then...

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Orthodontists Go on Strike as Number of People Rolling Up Rims with Bottom Teeth Reaches All-Time High

Orthodontists have been fighting against the Tim Horton’s contest Roll Up The Rim for months, advocating for justice for what they call the “invisible but then...

BREAKING: Woody Returns To Mic Mac Mall As a Giant Sex Toy

For decades now Mic Mac Mall’s finest Christmas hero “Woody” the Christmas tree has been on hiatus. Many children who grew up with the beloved tree still remember...

“Do You Hear What I Hear” to be banned from radio play due to taunting of deaf and blind people.

Last week it was decided that “Baby it’s Cold Outside” was to be banned from being played on the radio. Song analysts have determined the song promotes rape...

In Effort to Curb Rising Provincial Depression Rates Liberal Government to Deport Everyone from Dartmouth

Premier of Nova Scotia Stephen McNeil decided to announce his government’s new policy for fighting rising depression rates in Nova Scotia deporting every man...

Sports & Wellness

Top 4 Ways You and Your Roommates Can Save Money For The Holidays

The holidays season can be depressing a depressing time of year if you’re a student, with people spending an excessive amount of money on their loved ones...

Combatting the Holidays

If you’re like me you’re probably dreading the coming holiday season. Whether its the family dinners or busy travel, any activity during this time of year can be...

So, You Got Your Balls Stuck In Your Zipper Again

Hey fellas, we’ve all been there. You’re having a nice pee break after a particularly long night of trying to find happiness in our capitalist fever dream and...

Woman Recovering from ‘Mind-blowing’ Orgasm Pledges to Never Neglect Self-Care Again

Just after 11am last Tuesday morning, Stacey Vanblatt, after experiencing a particularly powerful orgasm, made a pledge to never again neglect prioritizing her...

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What Does the Ath Do- Like, Really Do?

We all see the Ath's name around campus. But no one knows what they actually do. Do they sell sandwich meat? Do they pay for my student loans?

The Hatchet Voted in to be Student President 2019

Thank you to the Acadia students who voted in overwhelming, underwhelming, and whelming majority to instate The Hatchet as President of the Acadia Students’ Union...

What Does The ASU Do- Like, Really Do?

The ASU elections are only getting closer and you may find yourself asking pressing questions like, “What the hell?” “Who are these people?”...

Highly Educated Man in T.A.N. Coffee Shop Struggles to Remember if His Daughter’s Name is Kirsten or Kiersten

“All I know is, is that my friend, Steve, told me it’s too late to ask”, stated the man when probed on the name of his youngest daughter. “She already has a kid...

Opinions

Why You (and Both of Your Friends) Should Get Bowl Cuts

As the years barrel onwards trends come and go transforming the sex symbols of yesteryears into outdated goobers through a modern lens. If the ancient Greeks...

Wine About It

What wine pairs best with beef? Which brand should you take to that event that feels more like obligation than socialization? As is often the case with alcohol...

Students Don’t Care

After a long profitable summer of cutting corners and increasing tuition, Acadia University has successfully earned the title of “The Most Expensive University in...

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