Acadia Spends $750,000 On New Sign and Uses Tuition Increase To Pay For it

Acadia University has recently come under fire for building a lavish new sign by the gym while increasing tuition in the past academic year. When The Hatchet...

Top 4 Ways You and Your Roommates Can Save Money For The Holidays

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Song Analysis: Red Hot Chilli Peppers’ ‘Otherside’ Shatters Societal Norms On Sexual Preference Before Its Time

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BREAKING: Woody Returns To Mic Mac Mall As a Giant Sex Toy

For decades now Mic Mac Mall’s finest Christmas hero “Woody” the Christmas tree has been on hiatus. Many children who grew up with the beloved tree still remember...

“Do You Hear What I Hear” to be banned from radio play due to taunting of deaf and blind people.

Last week it was decided that “Baby it’s Cold Outside” was to be banned from being played on the radio. Song analysts have determined the song promotes rape...

In Effort to Curb Rising Provincial Depression Rates Liberal Government to Deport Everyone from Dartmouth

Premier of Nova Scotia Stephen McNeil decided to announce his government’s new policy for fighting rising depression rates in Nova Scotia deporting every man...

Teacher at Halifax-area High School Loses Their Shit When Student Takes Their Snickers Bar

The RCMP were doing their daily check-in at Cole Harbour High one afternoon, when they noticed an incident taking place in one of the classrooms...

Sports & Wellness

Top 4 Ways You and Your Roommates Can Save Money For The Holidays

The holidays season can be depressing a depressing time of year if you’re a student, with people spending an excessive amount of money on their loved ones...

Combatting the Holidays

If you’re like me you’re probably dreading the coming holiday season. Whether its the family dinners or busy travel, any activity during this time of year can be...

So, You Got Your Balls Stuck In Your Zipper Again

Hey fellas, we’ve all been there. You’re having a nice pee break after a particularly long night of trying to find happiness in our capitalist fever dream and...

Woman Recovering from ‘Mind-blowing’ Orgasm Pledges to Never Neglect Self-Care Again

Just after 11am last Tuesday morning, Stacey Vanblatt, after experiencing a particularly powerful orgasm, made a pledge to never again neglect prioritizing her...

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Acadia Spends $750,000 On New Sign and Uses Tuition Increase To Pay For it

Acadia University has recently come under fire for building a lavish new sign by the gym while increasing tuition in the past academic year. When The Hatchet...

BREAKING: Wolfville Smokestack Disappears, as HRM Officials Announce Plans for a 4th Stack to Dartmouth Waterfront

Residents of Wolfville woke up last week shocked to discover that Dartmouth officials had slowly, piece by piece, disassembled the iconic Wolfville smokestack...

Acadia Students Take Procrastibaking Too Far

Across the board, from students to writers, from doctors to politicians, people have centuries-long used baking to avoid real tasks...

Acadia Student Government gets Violent to Suppress Student Journalism

Daniel Robinson, Editor-in-Chief of the popular and totally legitimate news site, The Hatchet, had a troublesome day after Acadia’s student government found out...

Opinions

Wine About It

What wine pairs best with beef? Which brand should you take to that event that feels more like obligation than socialization? As is often the case with alcohol...

Students Don’t Care

After a long profitable summer of cutting corners and increasing tuition, Acadia University has successfully earned the title of “The Most Expensive University in...

Reviewing Everything in My Fridge

From milk to raw chicken, Adrian "The Food Dude" Filice has decided to share his opinion on the food items in his fridge.

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