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The Hatchet Voted in to be Student President 2019

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Sid Kondapuram
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February 16, 2019

Thank you to the Acadia students who voted in overwhelming, underwhelming, and whelming majority to instate The Hatchet as President of the Acadia Students’ Union and Supreme Overlord of Acadia in general. We are committed to making this a better place for the governing body of this university to exploit you, the students, for an even greater profit. Here is our 6 point plan for the 2019-2020 academic year:



  1. Abolish all student fees
  2. Reinstate student fees because our lawyer Tom said “That’s not how it works, you can’t just abolish student fees” and “For the last time I’m not your lawyer”
  3. Encouraging a healthy lifestyle by banning obesity on campus
  4. Auctioning off any unattended Blundstones and using the money to pay off our staff’s gambling debt
  5. Build a giant Jesus statue in front of Chipman so St. Peter is tricked into letting those sinning dullards into heaven
  6. Track down the infamous ‘Wolfville Peeping Tom’ and give them a more gender-neutral name because it is 2019


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