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What Does the Ath Do- Like, Really Do?

We all see the Ath's name around campus. But no one knows what they actually do. Do they sell sandwich meat? Do they pay for my student loans?

The Hatchet Voted in to be Student President 2019

Thank you to the Acadia students who voted in overwhelming, underwhelming, and whelming majority to instate The Hatchet as President of the Acadia Students’ Union...

What Does The ASU Do- Like, Really Do?

The ASU elections are only getting closer and you may find yourself asking pressing questions like, “What the hell?” “Who are these people?”...

Highly Educated Man in T.A.N. Coffee Shop Struggles to Remember if His Daughter’s Name is Kirsten or Kiersten

“All I know is, is that my friend, Steve, told me it’s too late to ask”, stated the man when probed on the name of his youngest daughter. “She already has a kid...

ASU President’s Office Remains Open over the Holidays

Fellow students, As the fall term comes to a close and the holiday season is upon us, it is time for the ASU Executive to take a brief break from our academic and...

Acadia Spends $750,000 On New Sign and Uses Tuition Increase To Pay For it

Acadia University has recently come under fire for building a lavish new sign by the gym while increasing tuition in the past academic year. When The Hatchet...

BREAKING: Wolfville Smokestack Disappears, as HRM Officials Announce Plans for a 4th Stack to Dartmouth Waterfront

Residents of Wolfville woke up last week shocked to discover that Dartmouth officials had slowly, piece by piece, disassembled the iconic Wolfville smokestack...

Acadia Students Take Procrastibaking Too Far

Across the board, from students to writers, from doctors to politicians, people have centuries-long used baking to avoid real tasks...

Acadia Student Government gets Violent to Suppress Student Journalism

Daniel Robinson, Editor-in-Chief of the popular and totally legitimate news site, The Hatchet, had a troublesome day after Acadia’s student government found out...

Mud Creek Mayhem

This past week an anonymous local man spent hours in the waiting room of Mud Creek Medical before anyone would assist him with his four severed limbs....

Stress on Seminary

Tourism can be a ruthless and unpredictable industry in this world and the next. For all of you who only have five senses, Seminary House has been in a bit of hot...

ASU Not Catering to the Needs of Pirate Students

Many complaints have been received this week from a minority group of students who live their lives on the high seas. These students have made several claims...

Chopping dope in Wolfville: ‘The Hatchet News’ Interviews a Weed Dealer

With weed being legalized in Canada today many dealers are concerned about the impacts of legalization on their hard earned cash. Dealers have tried expanding....

Axe Radio Declares Independence

This morning Axe Radio’s social media went viral when Acadia’s number one Internal Organization made the biggest power move in history...

STFX Transfer Student Can’t Take the Crows

Acadia University has seen an influx of students transferring from alleged university, St. Francis Xavier. When asked about why they transferred, they gave a...

Library Pub Loses Profits over Curry Night Incident

A major tragedy at the Library Pub occurred on September 26th, 2018. The Hatchet News reached out to a former employee, Brandon De Aguiar, for comment...

The Hatchet Buried?

On Saturday September 15, a focus group was held in a secret location by the heads of Axe Radio to decide on a name for their new newspaper. At the top of the....

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