Just because others expect you to be the life of the party doesn’t mean you have to be. Sit in a corner and pout. Hopefully someone will have pity sex with you.
So.. we’ve all been talking, and.. well, I hate to be the one to tell you this .. but everyone thinks you’ve been a bit of a dick lately. Even that annoying person in your friend group that everyone pretends to like agrees. So, while the new moon will supposedly bring major change, we aren’t holding our breath.
It's time to get creative about the whole "dating" thing... Online dating/Tinder? Not for you... Blind dates? Nope! Standing outside someone's window with a boombox playing Peter Gabriel songs? Cheesy! Why don't you try writing a cryptic coded letter to the cutie eyeing you in the library? Try some runic symbols, go old school!