Lizard people are a “conspiracy” that has taken the world by storm. Illuminati has nothing on these lizard people. They are able to transform into anybody.
Wow... the stars are NOT happy with you. Honestly... no one is.
Just because others expect you to be the life of the party doesn’t mean you have to be. Sit in a corner and pout. Hopefully someone will have pity sex with you.
So.. we’ve all been talking, and.. well, I hate to be the one to tell you this .. but everyone thinks you’ve been a bit of a dick lately. Even that annoying person in your friend group that everyone pretends to like agrees. So, while the new moon will supposedly bring major change, we aren’t holding our breath.
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