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Acadia Spends $750,000 On New Sign and Uses Tuition Increase To Pay For it

Acadia University has recently come under fire for building a lavish new sign by the gym while increasing tuition in the past academic year. When The Hatchet...

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So, You Got Your Balls Stuck In Your Zipper Again

Hey fellas, we’ve all been there. You’re having a nice pee break after a particularly long night of trying to find happiness in our capitalist fever dream and...

Canada

In Effort to Curb Rising Provincial Depression Rates Liberal Government to Deport Everyone from Dartmouth

Premier of Nova Scotia Stephen McNeil decided to announce his government’s new policy for fighting rising depression rates in Nova Scotia deporting every man...

Canada

To Combat Rising Fentanyl Related Cocaine Overdoses, Government of Canada Decides to Stop Printing Money

The Government of Canada announced on Monday that they intend to completely stop printing money. Citing preventative measures to combat fentanyl-related cocaine...

Canada

Free Speech STRAIGHT UP MURDERED during Local ELEMENTARY School’s PLAY by ‘CENTRIST’

White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders was recently shushed by a valiant centrist at her son’s play. According to sources, the son’s...

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Top 5 Best Shapes, Ranked

We at Buzzfee- er.. I mean The Hatchet like to have our fingers on the pulse of what millenials are asking of us in terms of content. Our omniscient and...

Canada

Rick Mehta Remarks “It Was Just A Prank, Bro”

Recently fired Psychology Professor Rick Mehta from Acadia University, Wolfville provided his perspective on the proceedings in an effort to improve the...

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Not getting a clear reading from the stars.. here's the weather report for this week: Saturday and Sunday will be a mix of sun and cloud, with full sun on Monday and a light rain rolling in Tuesday. Wednesday we'll see more sun and cloud with a chance of snow, heading into mainly sun on Thursday and Friday.

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Communication doesn’t always have to involve talking, nonverbal cues are just as important. So when you get backhanded at the bar, it's probably time to leave her alone.

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